Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I've got your.....BACK?

Studmuffin was...ahem.... helping me clean up the kitchen tonight. I know he got the table washed. I'm pretty sure he put at least 2 plates in the dishwasher....

Me: Did you know that when you "help" me clean the kitchen, you just follow me around?

Studmuffin: Yep. But I make sure I can look at your butt the whole time! I have to make sure nothing happens to it.

Me: So, basically, you've got my....butt?

Studmuffin: Yep. If you ever suddenly start to trip and fall, I'm there, ready to grab your butt....

Dear Reader, I feel so much safer in my kitchen now!