Studmuffin was...ahem.... helping me clean up the kitchen tonight. I know he got the table washed. I'm pretty sure he put at least 2 plates in the dishwasher....
Me: Did you know that when you "help" me clean the kitchen, you just follow me around?
Studmuffin: Yep. But I make sure I can look at your butt the whole time! I have to make sure nothing happens to it.
Me: So, basically, you've got my....butt?
Studmuffin: Yep. If you ever suddenly start to trip and fall, I'm there, ready to grab your butt....
Dear Reader, I feel so much safer in my kitchen now!
2 comments:
HAHA! I just fell out of my chair laughing! haha haha haha haha haha!
You make cleaning fun!
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