There are certain things that are just special to Texas. Barns painted with the Texas flag. Breakfast tacos. The statement, "Oh, honey, we don't blame you for not being born in Texas. You got here just as quick as you could." And that statement is made with heartfelt sincerity. The belief that anyone north of the Red River is a Yankee, and definitely worthy of suspicion of treason to the great country/nation/state of Texas. Depending on your view point. Texas is the only state allowed to fly it's flag level with the American flag, because it was once an independent nation, and apparently deserves notice for that. Of course, there are many Texans that believe they can once again secede and become an independent nation any time the majority of Texans agree. Apparently it was a part of their agreement for annexation when they joined the good ole US of A. Umm, and no, I'm not at all sure if I used all of those government terms correctly. Government never was my strong suit. I wrote letters to Studmuffin every day during our government class in college....
Then there's the window decals. Only in Texas will you find "In loving memory of Jeremy" complete with date of birth and death, all surrounding a silhouette of a deer head.
I'm tellin' ya Texans are just special .....
Take this fella right here...
He's obviously a very proud....
CALIFORNIAN?!! Get a rope.
Oh, and Gentle Reader, please take time to read his window decals. He's obviously a closet Republican.
1 comment:
I think they give people born in Texas some shot because Kris lived in Texas for only 8-9 months and still swears he's a Texan. Even though, he's lived in Oklahoma for what, 13 years now.
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