Picking them up from school yesterday:
Me: So, how was school today? Did you have fun at your Christmas parties?
Bookworm: Yep! Nobody busted their head open today!
Ye-e-e-e-s. That should be the goal for every class Christmas party: Nobody busting their head open.
Today while we were eating out for lunch:
Popcorn: You know, eating at a restaurant is kind of like leftover night. You can eat whatever you want!
Yes. Whatever you want. Of course, on leftover night there is LOTS of arguing and complaining about the options. Not so much at a restaurant. Also, there is no clean up for yours truly at a restaurant. Yep, it's truly a beautiful situation. Beautiful...
Driving home from Christmas shopping at 4:30:
Me: Man, that sun is tough to block...
Bookworm: Well, Mom, your lucky!
Bookworm: Because you have a visor to block the sun and all I have is a SHOE!!!