As I told you yesterday, I ripped the crotch out on my scrub pants.  Unfortunately, this was one of only 2 pairs of scrubs I wear to work.  We are required to wear navy blue, and the hospital provided 2 pairs, plus I had a pair before I started working there, but they are too big for me, and they sag all over.  Consequently, I have worn each of my scrubs a minimum of once a week for over a year, and many weeks I've worn them twice in one week.  I had been considering breaking loose and buying a few extra pairs, but yesterday's debacle has pushed that into a must-do tomorrow since I work Thursday and Friday, and I have no desire to wash laundry Thursday night.
I have always kept my pants until they are completely worn out.  I had a pair of acid washed jeans in high school that I L-O-V-E-D.  I wore them every chance I got.  Eventually, they started to wear out, so I changed them to "every day" jeans.  I wore them to help Dad build fence, work cattle, etc.
Well, one bright morning we were planning to gather cattle.  A family that lived nearby was helping us.  We loaded our horses into the trailer and headed out.  We arrived at the pasture,  checked our cinches and began to mount up.  I lifted my left knee and it ripped out.  "Well darn," I thought to myself, "I hope I don't rub a sore on my knee."  (I never wore chaps in my life.)  I continued to mount, and just as I swung my right leg over the saddle.  A horrible ripping sound filled the air, and I felt a distinct cool sensation across my backside.  I had ripped the entire seat out of my pants! 
Talk about embarrassed!  I was horrified.  I remember everyone got a huge laugh at my expense.  Well, to say the least, I was no longer concerned about rubbing a raw spot on my knee!
 
 
3 comments:
Haha! I have herd this story before! Great one it is!
Aren't you so glad to be a source of entertainment!
I have a new embarressing moment. I may write a blog on it.
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