I just read a post over at Best of Fates. I recently discovered her. Can I say she's hilarious?
Anyway, Megan posted pictures of her jumping on a big platform thingy...
And she was mocking herself about falling down. Isn't it always the MOST fun to laugh at people who are laughing at themselves?
Anyway, all I could think of was "Wow. I really need to pee. If I was jumping up and down right now, I'd totally pee my pants."
And then I remembered that today at work I was giving a puny cough on my way to the break room...One of my coworkers joked about it. I said, "Well, I've needed to go pee for like two hours and finally have time, so I don't dare cough too hard."
And then I remembered that this affliction is all my sister's fault. Many many moons ago before the time of my child bearing, Dawn said, "Stop it! You're making me laugh so hard, I'm going to wet my pants!" And I laughed because I had heard that saying but never really understood that it was a real thing. Nor did I understand that my sister could suffer from such a horrific malady.
And then she said, "Just wait until you have kids. I am so going to laugh at you."
And then she did.