So, where is it? Not in my daughter's Valentine bag from school! What the hey-diddle is happening to young people today? Where is the little chocolate crisp hearts? The Kisses? The Hugs? The Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts? The KitKats? The Snickers? Where have they all gone?
I tell ya, we need to be very concerned about a generation of children in love with Sweettarts, Warheads, Laffy Taffy's and Tootsie Pops! Seriously... Don't they understand that their mommies have been planning on partaking of their bounty of chocolate since we realized we had to buy supplies for Valentine's? Don't they understand the sense of euphoria and well-being that comes from a chocolate fix? Plus, chocolate has anti-oxidants! Don't they think about anyone but themselves and what THEY like? Kids these days...They think it's all about them, them, them! Sheesh!
I've been planning on raiding my children's chocolate all week. What do I find? Just boring candy! And boring valentine's! Durnit, I wanted a giant chocolate heart! I wanted chocolate flowers! I WANTED CHOCOLATE!
I'm disappointed. And a little upset. Just in case you didn't notice. I guess I'll just have to comfort myself with a Redneck Tall Mocha Capuccino and a Dove chocolate. The sacrifices I have to make!
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