I bought 2 new swimsuits. The suits I had were officially worn out to the point that I couldn't even wear them in my own back yard. I thought the one I bought 3 summers ago was still okay until Studmuffin kept asking me to grab stuff for him in the boat...
He had a strange smirk on his face...
I realized the elastic was shot in my top and he was getting a view every time I bent forward...
MEN!!!
So. I went and bought 2 new suits. One is a tank top and skirt. The other is a tank top and board shorts. Stufmuffin asked me if I bought anything "sexy."
Ummm...Does this man know me at all? I am not baring my white belly for anyone. Plus on the boat I need to feel well covered and know that nothing will fall out or off out on the water. Plus I need to be a good example for the girls... And, in all honesty, my tank tops and gym shorts have always bared more than any bathing suit I own. That's just the way I am....I'm a white girl, and nobody wants to see that much white skin unless it's very firm, with no dimplage or stretch marks, and I have an abundance of both...
So, I showed him my new suits.
His comment: Those look like appropriate suits for a 30 something mom.
Okay. So they are. But when he says it that way, I totally felt like an old frump. Men. Sometimes they should just stick with "You look very pretty in that." There is no way to misconstrue that...Unless it's "You mean I don't always look pretty?" But, I would never be that manipulative...
Unless I just felt the need to pick on him!
2 comments:
ebkkkk6555qw321``558op\ That was Marli playing with the keyboard. She was having a moment and doing that just made her day :-p Guess I could have erased it.
Don't men say the darndesty things. I bet you look perfect in those suits. I was never for bearing all either. I actually prefer one pieces with board shorts.
As if Stud Muffin would want every man around ogling your body--you know it would happen!
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